Creepiest Christmas Card of the Year Award

Yesterday there was just one holiday card in the mail. It was most unexpected.

I saw the return address and instantly had flashbacks to childhood. It was from the ex-husband of one of my mother's sorority sisters. Yes, all those things. This person has narcolepsy and I remember him falling asleep at our dinner table more than a couple of times. Among other weird things.

Inside was 1) a note that my mother - referred to as "Aunte"- had given him my address, and2) a photograph of him hiking. Without a shirt on.

So I have this new image of this person. A 70+ narcoleptic hiker. Shirtless.

Euw.