Oh, How Things Have Changed
Packing list for ski trip, in order of priority
Then:
- Beer
- Beer
- Beer
- Beer
- Motrin
- Heating pad
- Braces for various joints
- Wine
Then:
- Ski really hard
- Lots of breaks for beer
- Stay up late drinking beer and playing music
- Curse the old ladies in the room next door ranting about how their kids are trying to sleep
- Bonus points if you get more than one call from the front desk telling you to keep it down
- Ski medium-hard
- Lots of breaks for the restroom
- Go to bed early
- Curse the young people in the room next door who have no respect for children trying to sleep
- Bonus points if you get a night comped due to unruly young people in the room next door
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