Realtor Euphemisms
The listing for the neighbor's house came out in the town newspaper yesterday. The tidbit that made me laugh the most was "Neutral appointments throughout."
Translation? "Thoroughly boring decor."
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- My nose is neither small nor large. It is not crooked. I am a 47 year old mother of three (C, 19; M, 15; & S, 11). I work hard at being a good wife, a good mother, a good friend, a good person, a good employee. I am not always successful. I am loyal. I am stubborn. I take things way too personally.
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