An Emergency, I Tell You!
From the most recent town police log. Expect the expected, people.
SATURDAY, SEPT. 6
11:22 a.m. M-------- Street, caller reports male walking dogs near (well-known dog walking trail).
SUNDAY, SEPT. 7
11:46 p.m. U---- B----- Road, caller reports neighbor playing guitar.
1 comment:
I know you're not making this up, which just makes me laugh harder.
You live in such a bastion of badness.
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