Muffin Top

I have had just about enough of this middle age thing.

I am tall and not overweight. I am not underweight, either, but reside in the lower half of the preferred weight range for my height. My BMI is very good.

I eat healthy foods in appropriate proportions and enjoy the less healthy stuff in moderation.

I exercise - quite a bit actually. My exercise includes abdominal work.

And yet, I have a muffin top. One that seems to be getting worse.

I hear this is middle age hormones.

I am not amused.